Little Johnny was in church with his mom during the sermon when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you.” So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. “Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?”
“I didn’t have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.”
So today I had my first College Exam!!! It wasn’t that hard…but tomorrow I have a Biology Exam…You would think since Jess is super good at Biology I wouldn’t be that bad at it! Unfortunatly I am not like my sister 
Funny story…So last weekend Erin and I did our Christmas shopping. We actually got most of it finished, so we decided to go and see a movie. When we got to the theater we found out that we had to wait 2 hours before we could see a movie. We decided to wait it out anyway!!! So we went to the gas station…managed to get lost (Mom saved the day) then came back to the theater. Well we got bord pretty quickly so we made up a kick butt dance to a rap sond that was on the radio. We ended up seeing Santa Clause 3…rating: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10…1 being the worst! Don’t worry we made our own fun!
After the movie we had to go to Walmart and return/buy a few things, and when we got back into the car you will never guess what song was on?!?! The same song that we made the kick butt dance moves to!
So we were sitting at a red light and we desided to add a new addition on to the song…COMBO style. That is every move combined into one, and really fast. So we pretty much look like we are having a heart attack or somthing, we were just going right nuts when a van full of dudes pull up beside us laughting the faces off..keeling over in their chairs at us. The driver rolled down his window and was asking us what the hank we were doing..we just said the COMBO! haha the whole van started dancing the combo too!! 
It was definatly funny! Rin and I giggled the entire way home!!!