Funny Joke
Little Johnny was in church with his mom during the sermon when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told him, “I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you.” So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. “Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?”
“I didn’t have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK.”
Nice one Kristen. I have to admit I laughed. We never get too old for a good ol’ body function joke
Comment by Helena — December 20, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
Ha ha! Good one, Kristen!!
Comment by Jenn — December 21, 2006 @ 6:43 am
Well I hope John Menkhorst never pulls a stunt like that in Montreal! The janitor wouldn’t be to happy.
Comment by Josh — December 21, 2006 @ 7:46 am
It’s no wonder the poor kid didn’t make it. How fast could you go if you were hauling a donkey! Those things can be heavy and stubborn too!
Comment by Josh — December 21, 2006 @ 7:50 am
Good joke Kristen! I must admit, I did laugh. Can you imagine???? Our new church Janitor, Sarah is so awesome, she’d probably just take it in stride and clean away. Did you notice how shiny our fellowship hall and kitchen floors are? They look great! Good job Sarah.
Comment by Gail — December 21, 2006 @ 9:53 am
Josh, you make me laugh!!!
Comment by Jenn — December 21, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Where have you been Kristen! Keep up the jokes, we all love’em!
Comment by karen — March 26, 2007 @ 10:11 pm